What is LOVE

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Rubber

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 12 children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her 12 children are able to fit in the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!"

The blind man replies, "If you would have put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be on the bus right now, so shut the hell up...

A lil Boy and 50 bucks

A little boy wanted $50 very badly and prayed for
weeks, but nothing
happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter
requesting the $50.
When the postal authorities received the letter
addressed to God, USA,
they decided to forward it to the President of the
United States as a
joke. The President was so amused, that he instructed
his secretary to
send the little boy a $20 bill. The President thought
this would appear
to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy
was delighted with
the $20 bill, and decided to write a thank you note to
God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I
noticed that you sent it through the White House in
Washington, DC
and those assholes deducted $30.00 in taxes.