From the blonde....

A beautiful blonde walks up to the craps table.

"I'm so lucky! I'm so lucky! I'm so lucky!" she says.

She pulls out a pack of bills--$20,000--and throws it on a number on the craps table.

"I'm so lucky! I'm so lucky! I'm so lucky!" she says. "I'm so lucky--when I gamble NAKED!!"

The blonde rips off her clothes, grabs the dice and hurls them across the table.

When they stop, she screams. "I won! I won! I won!" she screams. She grabs one croupier and kisses him, then grabs another and kisses him.

She grabs up all her winnings and her clothes, and, still screaming happily, runs from the casino.

"By the way," says one croupier, "what number did she bet?"

The other responds: "Hell, I don’t know, I thought you were watching!"

MORAL OF THE STORY:



Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.