A shy guy sees a beautiful lady in a bar. After an hour of summoning up the courage, he goes over and asks tentatively:
"Um, would you mind if I chatted to you for a while?"
She immediately yells: "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar stares at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly embarrassed and slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him. "I'm sorry I embarrassed you," she smiles "I'm a psychology student and I'm seeing how people respond to an embarrassing situation."
To which the man responds, at the top of his lungs: "What do you mean, £200?"
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