Poor him... hehehe

Bob and Bill were sitting in a bar, and Bob was looking really
down in the dumps.

"What's the matter?" Bill asked.

"I don't' get it," Bob sighed. "The dating scene is so confusing.
There are so many damn people you have to please.

"Like this one woman, she liked me, her mom liked me, but
her father hated me.

"Then there was this other woman, both of her parents really
liked me, but SHE didn't like me.

"And then there was this woman I met last night. She
absolutely loved me, her parents seemed to really like me
too, BUT her husband couldn't stand me!"