More Jokes

Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!
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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals
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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married& Married men wish they were Dead!
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How do you teach a girl maths?
Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!
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Lady : "I want a good vibrator";
Salesman: "Ma'am you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall";
Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one";
Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";
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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child..
The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine";
The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine !!"
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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"
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Definition of a Gynecologist:
Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!
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Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?'
"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'
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