Some Conversation

Girl : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?

Boy : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".
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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".
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Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
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Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".
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Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

OneStudent : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
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Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."